Description

Hella Slumped Delta 9 Nano THC Drink Mix | 1000MG Fast-Acting Lean Powder

🚀 When You Need That Hella Slumped delta 9 nano On Command – Our Hella Slumped Nano THC Mix isn’t just another edible—it’s a scientifically engineered head change in powder form. With 750mg Delta 8 + 250mg Delta 9 THC per bottle, this water-soluble formula hits 3-5x faster than traditional edibles by bypassing your liver and absorbing directly into your bloodstream. Pour it in your soda, juice, or mocktail, and prepare for elevation.

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Why Hella Slumped Hits Different

⚡ Nano Tech = Instant Activation

• Particle Size: 50-100nm (vs. 1000nm+ in regular edibles)
• Absorption Rate: 82% bioavailability (vs. 10-20% in gummies)
• Onset Time: Feel it in 3-5 minutes (like smoking, without the lungs)

🌊 Delta 8 + Delta 9 Synergy

• Delta 8 (750mg): Smooth body relaxation, zero paranoia
• Delta 9 (250mg): Cerebral euphoria and giggles
• Ratio Per Serving (1 tsp): ~25mg D8 + 8mg D9 (adjustable to your slump level)

🍹 Mix & Match Flavors

• Flavorless Formula: Won’t clash with your favorite drank
• Pro Slump Recipes:
  • “Tropical Slump”: Mix with Mango Fanta
  • “Ghetto Latte”: Stir into iced coffee
  • “Sippable Salad”: Blend with lemonade + watermelon chunks

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Lab-Tested & Street Approved

• Tested For:
  • Potency (no underdosed bs)
  • Heavy metals (clean nano emulsion)
  • Residual solvents (0% detectable)
• QR Code: Scan to view full COA

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How to Use (Without Overdoing It)

1. Start Low: 1/4 tsp (~50mg total THC) in 8oz drink
2. Wait 15 Mins: Nano hits fast—don’t redose too soon
3. Level Up: Seasoned users can pour 1 tsp (~250mg)

⚠️ Warning: This ain’t baby aspirin. Respect the slump.

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Hella Slump vs. Other Edibles

Feature	Hella Slump	Regular Gummies
Activation	3-5 mins	30-90 mins
Bioavailability	82%	15%
Customization	Mix with any drink	Pre-set flavors
Social Use	Easy to share	Pre-portioned

Frequently Asked Questions

‘Is Hella slumped legit ?

A. Yes, its safe and legit

“How long does the slump last?”

A: 4-6 hours peak, with a gentle comedown (no crash).

“How long does THCa stay in your system ?”

THCa detection windows depend on usage frequency, metabolism, and test type:

1. Urine Tests (Most Common)

• Occasional Users (1-3x/week): 3–7 days
• Moderate Users (4-5x/week): 1–2 weeks
• Heavy Users (Daily): 3–6 weeks**
• Key Factor: THCa converts to THC-COOH (the metabolite tests detect).

2. Blood Tests

• THCa itself: 2–12 hours (short half-life)
• THC-COOH (metabolite): Up to 7 days for chronic users

3. Saliva Tests

• Detection Window: 1–3 days** (rarely tests for THCa specifically)

4. Hair Follicle Tests

• Up to 90 days (traces metabolite deposits over time)

“Why’s it called Hella Slump?”

A: Because after 2 servings, you’ll be horizontal.

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Compliance & Safety

• 21+ Only
• Not for:
  • First-time THC users
  • People with heart conditions
  • Anyone operating heavy machinery (duh)
• Store: Cool, dry place (not your hot car)

“First time trying nano THC and holy shit—it’s like edible cheat codes.” – @DankMasterFlex (verified buyer)