Description

Hella Slumped Delta 9 Nano THC Drink Mix | 1000MG Fast-Acting Lean Powder

🚀 When You Need That Hella Slumped delta 9 nano On Command – Our Hella Slumped Nano THC Mix isn’t just another edible—it’s a scientifically engineered head change in powder form. With 750mg Delta 8 + 250mg Delta 9 THC per bottle, this water-soluble formula hits 3-5x faster than traditional edibles by bypassing your liver and absorbing directly into your bloodstream. Pour it in your soda, juice, or mocktail, and prepare for elevation.

Why Hella Slumped Hits Different

⚡ Nano Tech = Instant Activation

• Particle Size: 50-100nm (vs. 1000nm+ in regular edibles)
• Absorption Rate: 82% bioavailability (vs. 10-20% in gummies)
• Onset Time: Feel it in 3-5 minutes (like smoking, without the lungs)

🌊 Delta 8 + Delta 9 Synergy

• Delta 8 (750mg): Smooth body relaxation, zero paranoia
• Delta 9 (250mg): Cerebral euphoria and giggles
• Ratio Per Serving (1 tsp): ~25mg D8 + 8mg D9 (adjustable to your slump level)

🍹 Mix & Match Flavors

• Flavorless Formula: Won’t clash with your favorite drank
• Pro Slump Recipes:
  • “Tropical Slump”: Mix with Mango Fanta
  • “Ghetto Latte”: Stir into iced coffee
  • “Sippable Salad”: Blend with lemonade + watermelon chunks

Lab-Tested & Street Approved

• Tested For:
  • Potency (no underdosed bs)
  • Heavy metals (clean nano emulsion)
  • Residual solvents (0% detectable)
• QR Code: Scan to view full COA

How to Use (Without Overdoing It)

1. Start Low: 1/4 tsp (~50mg total THC) in 8oz drink
2. Wait 15 Mins: Nano hits fast—don’t redose too soon
3. Level Up: Seasoned users can pour 1 tsp (~250mg)

⚠️ Warning: This ain’t baby aspirin. Respect the slump.

Hella Slump vs. Other Edibles

Frequently Asked Questions

‘Is Hella slumped legit ?

A. Yes, its safe and legit

“How long does the slump last?”

A: 4-6 hours peak, with a gentle comedown (no crash).

“How long does THCa stay in your system ?”

THCa detection windows depend on usage frequency, metabolism, and test type:

1. Urine Tests (Most Common)

• Occasional Users (1-3x/week): 3–7 days
• Moderate Users (4-5x/week): 1–2 weeks
• Heavy Users (Daily): 3–6 weeks**
• Key Factor: THCa converts to THC-COOH (the metabolite tests detect).

2. Blood Tests

• THCa itself: 2–12 hours (short half-life)
• THC-COOH (metabolite): Up to 7 days for chronic users

3. Saliva Tests

• Detection Window: 1–3 days** (rarely tests for THCa specifically)

4. Hair Follicle Tests

• Up to 90 days (traces metabolite deposits over time)

“Why’s it called Hella Slump?”

A: Because after 2 servings, you’ll be horizontal.

Compliance & Safety

• 21+ Only
• Not for:
  • First-time THC users
  • People with heart conditions
  • Anyone operating heavy machinery (duh)
• Store: Cool, dry place (not your hot car)

“First time trying nano THC and holy shit—it’s like edible cheat codes.” – @DankMasterFlex (verified buyer)