Description

Hella Slumped – THCa Diamonds The Purest Cannabis Experience

Ultra-Potent THCa Crystals (99%+ Pure)

Experience unmatched potency with our premium  Hella Slumped – THCa diamonds, meticulously extracted for maximum purity. These crystalline structures deliver the cleanest, most powerful dabbing experience available, perfect for connoisseurs seeking intense effects.

Why Choose Hella Slumped Diamonds?

99%+ THCa Purity – Lab-tested for unmatched potency

Smooth, Terpene-Rich Hits – Preserved flavor profile
Versatile Usage – Dab, vape, or enhance flower
Fast-Acting Effects – Instant euphoria & deep relaxation

Premium Extraction Process

Sourced from top-tier cannabis cultivars

Solvent-free refinement for crystal clarity

Rigorous third-party testing (0% contaminants)

How to Enjoy THCa Diamonds

Dabbing/Vaping (Recommended Method)
Heat rig to 380-400°F (193-204°C)
Use quartz banger for best flavor
Start with rice-grain sized amount

Flower Enhancement

Sprinkle on bowls/joints for extra potency

Center placement prevents uneven burns

Edible Preparation (Must Decarb First)

1. Decarboxylate: Bake at 220°F (104°C) for 20-30 mins
2. Infuse: Mix with MCT/coconut oil
3. Dilute: Maintain legal compliance (<0.3% Delta-9 THC by weight)

Effects & Benefits

Intense cerebral euphoria
Full-body relaxation
Stress & tension relief
Long-lasting potency (2-4 hour effects)

Lab-Verified Quality

99.3% THCa (Current Batch)

0ppm Solvents/Pesticides/Heavy Metals

Terpene Profile: Myrcene-Dominant

Terpene Preservation System

While most diamonds sacrifice flavor for potency, our “Terpene Lock” method coats each diamond in strain-specific sauce (optional) for:
30% more flavor than standard diamonds

Customizable ratios (Pure diamonds or 50/50 diamond:sauce blends)

Medical-Grade Applications

Preferred by patients for:

Neuropathic pain relief (high THCa efficacy)
Appetite stimulation without sedation
Migraine interruption (fast sublingual absorption)

Pro Dabbing Tips

Temp Guide:
Low (350°F): Flavor-focused
Medium (400°F): Balanced experience
High (450°F): Maximum vapor production

Tool Recommendation: Titanium dabber for easy handling

Edible Conversion Chart

New Batch Alert:

Strain: Ice Cream Cake (Myrcene/Limonene dominant)

THCa: 99.1%

Packaging: UV-blocking glass with humidity control

Wholesale Available

Custom crystallization sizes (micro to XXL diamonds)

Private label programs for dispensaries

“One dab had me perfectly slumped – cleanest high I’ve ever experienced.” – Verified Customer